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A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS.'
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST COMMISSIONS.'
The broker panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own real estate office. It read: 'MAIN ENTRANCE'
The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage.
The dream of today's young families is to get one.
If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.
My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.
If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.
This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money for a down payment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.
The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.
now get back to work(cross out) acheiving freedom
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Hey guys if your like me, you been scrolling through reading for hours. Time for a short break.
http://www.katiecox.net/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/real_estate_joke....
http://www.miamism.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/halloween-is-going-to-...
http://cidutest.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/bizarro-flip.gif
http://blog.sellsiusrealestate.com/wp-content/real-estate-agent-ad-of-th...
A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS.'
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST COMMISSIONS.'
The broker panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own real estate office. It read: 'MAIN ENTRANCE'
The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage.
The dream of today's young families is to get one.
If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.
My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.
If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.
This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money for a down payment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.
The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.
now get back to work(cross out) acheiving freedom